Day 184: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Middle Aged Man Might Wear When Taking His Eighteen Year Old Son To Lunch At A Private Club

Day 183: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Convenience Store Clerk Might Wear To Work

Day 182: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Comedian Who Does Not Normally Wear Ties Might Wear When Hosting A Satirical Current Affairs Show

Day 181: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie An Executive Might Wear When Entertaining A Client In The Corporate Box At The Cricket

Day 180: Jesus You’re The Best Dressed, You Look Dandy In The Sky (But You Don’t Scare Me)

Day 179: Jesus Help Me Find My Proper Place (Help Me In My Weakness 'Cause I'm Falling Out Of Grace)

Day 178: Jesus Was So Cool But Then Some People Got Jealous Of How Cool He Was (So They Killed Him)

Day 177: Jesus Was A Sailor When He Walked Upon The Water

Day 176: Jesus Died For Somebody’s Sins (But Not Mine)

Day 175: Self Portrait As The Kind Of Ex-Alcoholic Who Wonders Why His Adult Children Rarely Visit

Day 174: Self Portrait As A Pawnbroker Who Agrees To Take Yet Another Engagement Ring As Collateral

Day 173: Self Portrait As A Phone Operator For A Suicide Prevention Hotline Five Minutes After Finishing The Night Shift

Day 172: Self Portrait As A Retail Shop Assistant Who Returns From His Lunch Break Only To Discover That The Checkout Queue Has Doubled

Day 171: Self Portrait As The Kind Of CEO Who Can’t Decide Wether To Use His Christmas Bonus To Take The Family On An African Safari Or Buy Another Sports Car

Day 170: There Ain't No Devil, There's Just God When He's Drunk

Day 169: All The People That You Made In Your Image, See Them Starving On Their Feet, ‘Cause They Don’t Get Enough To Eat (From God)

Day 168: God Is A Bullet (Have Mercy On Us Everyone)

Day 167: You Take A Mortal Man And Put Him In Control (Watch Him Become A God)

Day 166: God Said To Abraham Kill Me A Son

Day 165: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie An Indie Kid Might Wear When Complaining That Christmas Is Just Another Consumer Spectacle While Attending The Last Gig Of The Year By His Favourite Local Band

Day 164: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Jounalist Might Wear When Interviewing A Finance Expert On The Current State Of Consumer Confidence

Day 163: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Doctor Might Wear When Informing The Parents Of A Young Man That Their Son Has Died From Injuries Sustained In A Car Accident

Day 162: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie An Otherwise Conservative Businessman Might Wear When Taking His Favourite Escort Out To Dinner

Day 161: Self Portrait Wearing The Kind Of Tie A Volunteer Charity Worker Might Wear When Selling Raffle Tickets At A Shopping Centre

Day 160: Love Won’t Annihilate Hatred

Day 159: Oh No, Please Not That Again (Love Rears Up It’s Ugly Head)

Day 158: Most Men Can’t Tell The Difference (Between Love, Sex And Porn)

Day 157: What They Call Love (Is Just Mother Nature Trying To Have Her Way)

Day 156: All I Want In Life’s A Little Bit Of Love (To Take The Pain Away)

Day 155: Self Portrait With Corporate Tie #35 (The Christmas Party)

Day 154: Self Portrait With Corporate Tie #34 (Last Work Day Before Taking Leave)